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or perennials? Red meat or fish? babies and breakups and where was reassured to hear that, since
Kill weeds or save the bees? the sirens were heading, sharing no such photos were in existence,
White or whole wheat? Apple or inside jokes, family pictures, and he could put that fear to rest.
Android? Gas or electric? Kindle silly videos. If you don’t hurry to Now you’re on Facebook and
or Kobo? Laptop or tablet? catch up with this merry-go-round have gathered up a ragtag
FaceTime or Zoom? Order ahead quick, you’ll be on the outside collection of “friends”. You may
and pick up, or suit up like a bank looking in, clutching your library not be ready to jump in and post
robber, stand in line, and take your card and your land line. Not that something, but before long, you
chances? And so many choices there’s anything wrong with that; will come across a post, usually
seem to be life or death! but swimming in the modern and in the form of a warning about
up-to-date mainstream does look some inexplicable impending
A choice from back when was
kind of fun. danger and your ‘friend’ demands
By Janeen Wagemans MySpace or Facebook? Facebook
that you “copy/paste this and put
won that battle! If you are not So, Facebook it is. An insistent
it on your timeline – or forward
It’s hard to keep up with the on Facebook, you probably feel friend or relative signs you up,
to all your friends”. They even
latest trends - the world seems like you’re out of just about registers as your ‘friend’, and
include directions on how to get
to be spinning at such a heady every loop. Everyone seems to then promptly leaves you alone
this accomplished. The short
pace! Paper or plastic? Annuals be in the know, sharing news of to contend with it! Before you
answer is, never do this. Even if
can catch your breath, people
they tell you that “for every share,
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Presents “Famous Sports Quotes” be like my friend Shelley, who, and think. There is no medical
facility anywhere that will decide
when offered the friendship of a
“The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, distinguished, happily married whether to save a dying child
drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one local elderly gent, assumed he depending how many Facebook
else is watching.” Anson Dorrance was “hitting on her”. She shared likes and shares the wee, pathetic
child receives. And sending a
her shock and dismay with many virtual rose to ten wonderful
SHUTTERS and sundry, before a Facebook- women will not alter your chances

savvy friend assured her that
for luck either way (but do not
Facebook friends are more
forget to send one back to me!).
casual acquaintances than leering
SAVE Lotharios. You also need not In fact, you don’t even have to stop

worry, as did my friend Scott, that and think - just don’t copy/paste
%
people might see photos of him or forward anything. At all. Ever.
35 naked on the Internet, as he had And those naked photos? Don’t

read in the paper as happening. He worry. Unless…

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