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                        In Reel Time




                        Criminal Minefield




                         By Nikolai Adams


             nother intriguing indie coming  taken  away  from  her;  Jay  (Blain
        Aout of the U.K., 2019’s Criminal  Neale) – the most polished criminal
        Audition, co-written and directed by  of the group; and Preston (Ben
        Samuel Gridley, is a highly original,  Scheck)  – a  twisted  man  who has
        uniquely twisted mystery drama  lived on the straight and narrow,
        with a subtle undercurrent of dark  but is now looking for some grizzly
        humour running just below the  kicks.
        surface – something the British are      Only problem. . . Mrs. M (Noeleen
        so bloody good at.
                                               Comiskey),  the  rich  benefactor
          A little like an intricately written  of  this  most  recent  file,  wants  to
        stage play, Gridley drops us into a  be  involved  in  the  intricate,  well
        most claustrophobic setting. . . first  designed step by step process (plus,
        introducing us to a dilapidated, soon  it is never a good sign when someone
        to  be  flattened  old  theatre  during  seems a bit aroused by this type of                                                         Photo Submitted
        the hyper- stylized opening credits,  situation).  Further complicating
                                                                                    every  moment  onscreen  (nearly  the  role.  Creative,  original,  and
        this soundproof tomb is the location  things,  she  has  brought  her  tweed
        chosen by twitchy, highly stressed  suit wearing right hand man, Morris     impossible  to  choose  a  scene  often surprisingly subtle, it should
                                                                                    stealer when everyone is so on their  make  any  film  fan  excited  to  see
        criminal    mastermind,     William    (Cameron Harris), along for some
        (Rich Keeble).  Though he’s the  inexplicable reason – it is likely not     game), visuals that only further the  where these creative  minds and
                                                                                    narrative,  and a certain  mesmeric  talented actors will go in the very
        boss pulling  the  strings, our eyes  for  his  flashy  fashion  sense  (also
        are  those of Ryan (Luke  Kaile  –  worth noting – he seems to be having    combination  of old school noir  near future. So, grab a cuppa tea
                                                                                    fused with a Quentin  Tarantino-      (and maybe a crumpet) and devour
        the other co-writer of the script), a  a bit too much fun considering what
        much younger grunt worker who  is about to happen).                         style  flair,  one  thing  is  for  sure  –  this British indie picture – trust me,
                                                                                    Criminal Audition has surely won  there’s no reason to stall.
        knows William and his operation all      Flipping the script multiple times,
        too well.
                                                                                       WE ARE OPEN
                                               Gridley and Kaile relish every twist
          Building  a  niche  in  hiring  and turn. . . the panicked look in a         WE ARE                                   OPEN
        criminals  (or would be  criminals)  person’s eyes when they realize they
        for rich people who are                may not hold the power they once
                                               thought  they  had,  is  exactly  what
          looking for someone else to take
        the fall for them  (paying them        they are going for. It is like a game        Monday to Friday 7 am to 5 pm
        handsomely for their services),        of cat and mouse, only those roles
        Ryan was one of these people. .        can change in the blink of an eye.      Saturday 7 am - 4 pm. Closed Sunday
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