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14          Issue #99  March 2021                                                                www.sportsenergynews.com


                         In Reel Time





                         Nowhere Man






         By Nikolai Adams                     his brother from another mother,
                                              Harry (RZA), in  ages  (they  can
                                              only communicate by way of secret
          “He’s a real nowhere man, sitting
        in his nowhere land, making all his   radio frequency), and, perhaps more
                                              dangerously, two lowlifes break into
        nowhere plans for nobody. Doesn’t
                                              his home looking for money. Curbing
        have a point of view, knows not
        where he’s going to. . . Nowhere man   his rage (he has the drop on one of the
                                              thieves with a golf club), it does not
        please  listen,  you don’t know what
        you’re missing, nowhere man, the      take long for his son to lose respect,
                                              and both investigating cop and next
        world is at your command”.
                                              door neighbour to ridicule his lack of
          A slightly abridged version of the   manly/family protection.
        first verse and chorus of The Beatles’
                                                Suppressing a long bottled up
        iconic  song “Nowhere  Man”,  these
        mesmeric lyrics tell the tale of a man   past, Hutch is somehow able to
                                              keep his anger in check. . . until he
        afloat  in  his  life  with  no  anchor  –
        lacking the passion, drive, and spirit   discovers his daughter’s kitty  cat
        to make him truly whole. Very much    bracelet  seems to  have  been  stolen
                                              along with the cash. The final straw,
        akin to the central character in 2021’s                                                                                              Photo Submitted
        Nobody,  an  action  packed  film     it unleashes a beast in the man that
                                              has long been desperate to get out. A
        written by Derek Kolstad (the scribe                                        retired now family man. . . but will it  serves as a producer (in fact, Tobey
        behind the John Wick franchise) and   former Adjustor for those mysterious   be enough?                           Maguire  does too). Featuring  a
        directed  by Ilya  Naishuller, Hutch   three-letter  American  agencies,  he   Casting  against  type,  this  John   stellar  soundtrack, Nina Simone’s
                                              was the last man sent in for the most
        Mansell (Bob Odenkirk), is suffering                                        Wick infused story brings with        eerily  beautiful  “Don’t  Let  Me  Be
        from middle class (and aged) ennui.   troublesome of problems.              it  different  layers  that  are  rarely   Misunderstood” opens and closes the
                                                Releasing  his  pent  up  rage  in  a   explored  in  Kolstad’s successful   piece, while an adrenaline fueled car
          Though  that  last  statement  may                                                                              chase roars with “Heartbreaker” by
        sound more like  something from       fantastically energetic, brutally edgy,   franchise.  With  Odenkirk  not  being
                                              and darkly comical scene set on a bus,   the Keanu type, this comedy writer   Pat Benatar. There is also a cheeky
        Mike  Nichols’  The  Graduate  than                                                                               scene  set  to  Louis  Armstrong’s
        an action packed extravaganza, this   Hutch takes out his frustrations on a   turned comedic/dramatic actor brings   “What a Wonderful World”, and the
        is a far cry from a character drama.   group of brash, drunk, terrorizing   with him an underdog aspect that you
                                              twenty- somethings looking for some   just don’t get in the action trilogy (as   aforementioned bus scene intros with
        Hutch lives the same life week in and                                                                             the perfectly suited “ I’ve Gotta Be
        week out. . . rapid fire hyper-stylized   fun. Unbeknownst to him, he has   Reeves  is  completely  believable  as
                                              bashed an important thug to an inch   the Boogeyman). You’ve really got to   Me”, performed by Steve Lawrence
        editing capturing these regimented,                                                                               and Eydie Gormé.
        drag-me-down  routines.  Despite      of his life. . . the brother of a big and   give Odenkirk credit. . . preparing for
        having a cute family, which includes   most  barbaric  Euro  baddie,  Yulian   the role for two years, take a look at the   A wildly  entertaining,  energetic,
                                              Kuznetsov                             footage online of him training so that
        wife    Becca   (Connie    Nielsen),                                                                              and beautifully shot action picture,
        feisty  teenage  son  Blake  (Gage      (Aleksey Serebryakov), this is      you can truly appreciate what he has   Nobody is the type of film that truly
        Munroe), and loveable Abby (Paisley  the type of guy to perform an epic     done to make this a realistically shot   deserves a franchise to follow (let us
        Cadorath). . . and let’s not forget his  Eurovision style song at his nightclub,   picture. There is also a fantastically   hope Covid does not stop this from
        old-folks-home  living  father,  David  only to slash a guy to shreds with a   dark comedic  edge  to the narrative   happening). Firing on all cylinders,
        (Christopher Lloyd), he is stuck in a  martini glass minutes later. He even   (something Odenkirk naturally helps
        dead end job working for his father- carries an added layer of protection   bring out of the story). . . something   the cast thrives, the director enhances
        in-law  Eddie  Williams  (Michael  with him in a very rare black Russian,   not as noticeable  in the  Wick  each and every scene, and the music
        Ironside)  and  rudderless  brother-in- Pavel  (Araya  Mengesha)  –  a  most   trilogy. I would also like to mention  pops. Featuring an almost Home
        law Charlie (Billy MacLellan). Plus,  treacherous henchman. Igniting the    Christopher  Lloyd  at  this  point.  .  .   Alone inspired ending that is even
        there are other issues. . . the bond that  wrath of this art collecting, money   at  first  seeming  like  he  won’t  have   wilder than Skyfall’s climactic event,
        was once so strong between husband  hoarding, Euro pop singing mafioso,     much to do (other than watch some     this is action personified. A final note
        and wife is fraying, he has not seen  he will throw everything at this long   westerns on his tv), it is great to see   –  keep  an  eye  out  for  The  Barber
                                                                                    him have some memorable moments
            1916 Pitt Street N., Unit 1A (Heritage Business Centre)                 as the movie enters its second half.  (Colin Salmon – M’s trusted number
                   CORNWALL • 613-933-1200                                                                                two  through  the  Brosnan  era  Bond
                                                                                      Another exciting aspect that shares   films), despite only having a cameo in
                                                                                    similarities with recent pictures like
                                                                                                                          this one, he might just play a pivotal
                                                                                    Atomic  Blonde  and  Baby  Driver
                                                                                    is its creative use of music (and     role if we get those above mentioned
                                                                                    the  editing  that  goes along with  it)   sequels. So, don’t be a nowhere
                                                                                    –  perhaps  not  fully  surprising,  as   man (or woman), be somewhere – a
            Registered Massage Therapist Sheryl Calvank-Rodriguez, RMT
                                                                                    the  former’s  director,  David  Leitch  movie  theatre  specifically,  and  see
                                                                                    (also the co-director of John Wick),  this sensationally volatile venture.
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