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                        In Reel Time





                        ...Here I Come





        By Nikolai Adams                      which spun into board games, and
                                              eventually owning sports teams, they
              arriage is not something to be   are a quirky and oddball group. Seen
        Mtaken lightly. Not only is there     through the eyes of modern Grace,
        the traditional “for better, for worse;   she melts around soon-to-be husband
        for richer, for poorer; in sickness and   Alex (Mark O’Brien), though spots
        in health; to love and to cherish; till   the irregularities as well – his unhappy
        death do us part. . .”, but with rising   alcoholic  brother Daniel  (Adam
        divorce rates, it is more important   Brody) and cold and ironically named
        than  ever  to  be  confident  in  your   wife Charity (Elyse Levesque), coke
        relationship before taking the plunge.   fuelled  Emilie  (Melanie  Scrofano)
        Flipping marriage on its head, 2019’s   and goofy husband Fitch (Kristian
        Ready  or Not is a unique  comedy-    Bruun), patriarch and matriarch Tony
        tinged horror film – a rom com this is   (Henry Czerny) and Becky (Andie
        not. . . it may also make you rethink   MacDowell), and, perhaps more than
        those sacred vows.                    anyone else, the evil eye throwing

          Written  by  Guy Busick  and  R.    Aunt Helene (Nicky Guadagni).
        Christopher  Murphy and directed        Told after the ceremony  that one
        by the team of Matt Bettinelli-Olpin   of the family’s many traditions  is
        and  Tyler Gillett  (better known as   to play a game at midnight,  Grace
        members  of  Radio  Silence  –  third   unwittingly walks into a Most
        member Chad  Villella  is also on     Dangerous Game (Richard Connell’s
        hand to executive  produce), we are   1924 short story is definitely one of
        immediately put on our guard as we    the inspirations for this tale).                                                               Photo Submitted
        watch a violent flashback that hints at                                     Latin),  a further deal  stipulates  that  (not only encompassing fabulous
                                                Now numerous generations on
        the unlikely flourishing of a present                                       each new family member must draw  library and wood panelling, but also
        day  couple  –  foster  raised  Grace   from the genesis of their wealth, their   a card – which will be the game they  secret passages and weapons room. .
                                              ancestor,  Victor, supposedly made
        (Samara  Weaving) is marrying into                                          must  play.  It  could  be  chess,  or  old  . as well as the ability to lockdown
        the famed Le Domas family – with      a Faustian bargain with a demon       maid,  or, if  fate  is against  you, the  the entire mansion).
                                              named Le Bail – which is what they
        wealth, traditions, and more than a                                         dreaded ‘hide and seek’ card.           Yet, this family, steeped in tradition,
        few dark secrets.                     believe  is behind their long lasting
                                              prosperity. On top of slaughtering      As these things go, Grace unluckily  play by a certain set of rules. Tasked
          Earning  their family  fortune      goats (and chanting satanic verses in   pulls  the  card,  and,  unbeknownst to  with completing their mission as if it
        from manufacturing  playing cards,                                          her (at least, at first), this means that  is the time of their ancestor who made
                                                                                    the family  must hunt her down by  the deal  with the devil,  they must
                                                                                    dawn as a sacrifice to Le Bail (a seat  shut off all electric devices (cameras,
                                                                                    of honour remains empty for him in  landline phones. . .) and must use only
                                                                                    their expansive house).               nineteenth century or prior weapons
                                                                                                                          (crossbow, ax, historic gun. . . you
                                                                                      Fascinatingly, well  over one
             YOUR HEADQUARTERS FOR DISPOSAL OF UNWANTED FIREARMS                    hundred years after the original      get the idea) – much of the comedy
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                                      WE PAY                                        bargain, the family  is split on what   coming from their inept ability to use
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                                                                                                                          these  murderous  devices.  Likewise,
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                                                                                    the skeptics, and the confused. Is it
                                                                                                                          of wispy willow, never bargaining
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                                                                                    will  they  die  by dawn (almost  like
                                                                                    a  vampire  burning  in  the  sun)? Yet,   wily, prone to survive, fierce fighter
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                             www.fencedepotltd.ca                                   . hunting  her in their  historic  estate   finds  patriarch  Tony  frustratingly
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